Government

Boomers International Board: Election - Politics: Government
Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By Anonymous on Monday, April 26, 2004 - 06:58 pm:

This is probably a good definition of Government!!!


Once upon a time the Government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of nowhere.


The Government said, "Someone may steal from the scrap yard at night."
So they created a night watchman position and hired a person (bilingual, naturally) for the job.


Then the Government said, "How can the watchman do his job without instruction?"


So they created a Planning Department and hired two people; one person to write the job description and one person to do time studies.

Then the Government said, "How will we know the night watchman is performing the tasks
correctly?"
So they created a Quality Control department and hired two people;
one to do the studies and one to write the
reports.


Then the Government said, "How are these people going to get paid?"
So they created the following positions: a Time Keeper and a Payroll Officer; then hired two
more people to assist.


Then the Government said, "Who will be accountable for all of these people?"


So they created an Administrative Section and hired three people:
an Administrative Officer,
an Assistant Administrative Officer and a Legal
Secretary.


Then the Government said, "We have had this organization in operation for only one year and we are $180,000 over budget; we must cut
back our overall costs."


So they laid off the night watchman.

LOL LOL.....


Top of pagePrevious messageNext messageBottom of pageLink to this message  By qrxuspoa on Wednesday, January 26, 2011 - 09:55 am:

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