You can't always get what you want

At the recent Republican headquarters President's Day 
party, the most popular tune of the day was the 1960's 
Kingsmen hit song.  

"Louie Lewinsky---oh no! we said Bill's gotta go now." 

Yeah! yeah! yeah!!  While over at the Democratic party, 
they were brushing up on the Beatles. "Help! I need 
somebody, Help! not just anybody!"  

Its 1998 and it's still rock and roll to me, so let's 
stone the sinners and roll with the punches.

Nothing the President has ever done surprises me. 
I've always thought he has used his position to always 
get what he wants, not what he needs.  I guess the thing 
that amazes me the most is Clinton's high popularity in 
the polls.  Bill made us so very happy, we're so glad he 
came into our lives. Oh happy day, when Bill washed our 
economic woes away.  "After all", they say, "he hasn't 
done anything that President Kennedy didn't do". 

Does this mean that Kennedy's affairs were OK.  Is 
Kennedy and Clinton in with the in crowd?   I've read so 
much about people in the limelight--movie stars, sports 
heroes, etc.- -setting good examples for our kids.  
No cursing, no spitting or no kicking in the groin. Is the 
highest office of our country any different?  Can you spell,
R-E-S-P-E-C-T?  Mr.President, did you ever have to make 
up your mind?  What's it going to be sir?  Love the one 
you're with or precious and few are the moments you and 
Hillary share. The White House has been transformed into 
a Southern Californian beach party. Round, round, I get 
around, where there's two girls for every boy.

Bottom line, Bill---It's your thing, do what you wanta do.  
I can't tell you, who to sock it to.  Oh lord, it's hard 
for you to be humble, but NO ONE is perfect in every way.  
I could sympathize with you and whatever you have done in 
the past if you would just be truthful.  You know what I 
mean--you didn't inhale and I'm guessing you didn't 
penexxxxx, either.  It would be nice if you could say,  
"I'm sorry, so sorry, please accept my apology".  Are you 
too proud to ask for forgiveness?  Can you show some 
remorse?  We all make mistakes, so why not walk like a 
man.  After all, everybody loves somebody sometime. 
Just admit it,  Mrs. (Lewisky) Brown, you've got a 
lovely daughter.  Tell Hillary that sugarpie, honey-bun, 
I can't help myself'.   

       Don't hesitate! Do it now! Do it today!  
       Do wah diddy diddy! 
       Or you may be facing a long Hot time, 
       Summer in the city. 

© By Ronsdone - March 1998